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GOOD
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- Friend: Hey have heard of enjoying things in moderation
- Me, my fingers deeply embedded in the only thing I've done or talked about for the last week: I have no idea what you mean
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toothpaste is just soap for your teeth…
soap is jus toothpaste for your body
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so i NEVER work at my one job as a server im there maybe once a week and i wasnt there all of break so like when ive worked i guess i get a good dollar to customer ratio meaning each of my customers spend a good amount of money probably because i only work like saturdays and sundays. anyway my job came out with a ranking list last week and i was #5 out of 43 employees and i was literally rubbing it my coworkers faces hahaha i was going up to my friend and calling him by rank number 35 and being like hey 35 can ya pass me that croissant and calling my best friend kayla who works there 26 and people were like omg shut up but then this week the new ranking came out and i was number 24 and kayla was #1 and everyone was like haha you suck and i learned my lesson about being annoying and gloating except i will do it again if my number goes back up to 5 when i work this weekend
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When someone says they like my Instagram
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My brother discovered that if you order a shake at sonic and ask them to put a corndog in it, they will in fact do it.
Secret menu item
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I’ve been diagnosed as clinically chismosa
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- me: *puts earphones in*
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- me: *plays music*
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it begins
this could be us but you playing
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